In keeping with the great traditions of Fallcrest's founders, the following awards have been bestowed on the now infamous Regulators in honour of their noble sacrifices, steadfast courage, and love of Pop-tarts:
The Michael Phelps award for aquatic excellence-Bracos
The Doc Holliday "I'm your huckelberry" intimidating mustache award-Bom
The David Hasselhoff award for most mouth to mouth resuscitations-Saladin
The Dhalsim "Yoga fire!" award-Nabis
The Private Blackburn graceful fall award-Splick
The "I spent more time injured than Steve Hansen" award-Balasar
These awards have been brought to you by your Fallcrest Mattress World: "It's not too late to sleep like a halfling!"
Daddy, Saladin is hilarious!
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